It should have said this:
a very stubborn novice monk who is the only survivor of a vampire massacre
but what is actually said, thanks to Word's auto-correct was this:
a very stubborn novice monk who is the only survivor of a vampire mascara
Visions of lethal, fanged eye make-up now fill my head :)
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