Beren (beren_writes) wrote,
Beren
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Had to share this :)

Rob and I both had a very good laugh when reading through a query letter I was preparing for Harper Voyager's open submission fortnight.

It should have said this:

a very stubborn novice monk who is the only survivor of a vampire massacre

but what is actually said, thanks to Word's auto-correct was this:

a very stubborn novice monk who is the only survivor of a vampire mascara

Visions of lethal, fanged eye make-up now fill my head :)

This entry was originally posted at http://beren-writes.dreamwidth.org/211534.html.
Tags: info: publishing, type: joke
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