Beren (beren_writes) wrote,
Beren
beren_writes

Avatar abridged script

Okay, so I didn't find a lot of the abridge Avatar script funny, but the last line, that is perfect:

BLUE ZOE SALDANA
Sam, we did it! Why aren’t you more excited?

BLUE SAM WORTHINGTON
Well, I’m confused. I can’t figure out why the internet is so in love with this movie. It’s just another three-hour James Cameron blockbuster that uses an absurdly cliche plot full of painfully corny dialogue to hold together what is merely a showcase for stunning special effects.

BLUE ZOE SALDANA
Simple. People on the internet can’t dress up as characters from Titanic. Half the internet is Furries, dude.
Tags: fandom: avatar
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