Please say it's quiet because people are busily writing kinks *big eyed stare*. Don't leave me to play with myself (it's not May anymore after all) :P.
The fics don't have to be long, just kinky ;)
[Edit: I've been readng too much kink,
wispy_lass posted a piccie on 
kaulitz_daily from the Werchter concert where someone is holding up a doll of some kind and the first thing I noticed was the stick up the doll's behind ;)] 