I just managed to smack myself in the face with a crisp tray of all things. I was putting the washing in the dryer and the plastic tray was hanging over the side and I caught it with the wet washing just as I was leaning over to put it in the dryer. It flew up and smacked me right between the eyes and now I have a lump on my nose. Ow! For a moment I couldn't work out what I'd done; it was such a shock.
I hope it doesn't bruise too badly; I'm going out to dinner tomorrow and if it bruises I'll look like a refugee from Mad Max. At least I missed my eyes - I feel like such a tit! :)