Title: Your Fault
Fandom: Harry Potter
"Ow," Harry complained, "will you be careful."
"I think I know my way around your bum by now," was Draco's dry reply.
"But it hurts," Harry whined, "and it's your fault."
"Oh, pray tell, Potter," Draco's tone was no where near as warm now, "why exactly is this my fault?"
Harry thought about his answer carefully.
"Because if you weren't so bloody gorgeous I wouldn't have followed you out of the bedroom in the buff; I wouldn't have tried to kiss you; and I wouldn't have sat on that Christmas tree branch by accident."
"Guilty," Draco said after a moment.