Fandom Advent Calendar
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Draco (if you squint)
Harry swiped at the hovering mistletoe that was following him around, and in his drunken state almost went arse over tit. One day he was going to kill the Twins for the bloody flying lust magnet. He had been groped by every eligible person in the Ministry all day, the men included; that had been an eye-opener!
Being the hero, everyone wanted at him and so he'd drowned his sorrows in the punch at the office party. He was also now hiding in the stationary cupboard.
"Well, well," Malfoy's familiar drawl told him he was in so much trouble.