Do you ever recieve reviews where you want to take a large automatic weapon and shoot the reviewer even when they're trying to be nice? You know, the ones that come off as patronising and make you feel as if they think you're about twelve.
I can count the number of reviews I've had like that on one hand, so I think it must be really hard to do, but it's one of the reasons that I reread any review I leave about 60 million times before my paranoia will let me post it :). I could not bear to do that to someone even by accident and with the different ways its possible to interpret the written word I'm sure I've probably done it without realising it.
This is my paranoia, my review anxiety; so what's yours? :)