First off the birthdays, Happy Birthday to icynow and niceskitzo, I hope you both have a lovely day.
Okay, was bored for a bit so had to do the Sue Doll meme:)
The Mary Sue doll meme, gakked from mhalachaiswords
1. Go to the Elouai doll maker.
2. Make an ordinary doll of yourself and save it
3. Take that doll and, leaving a couple things (nose, eyebrows, whatever) the same, Mary Sue yourself. Make the most blatant Mary Sue you can conceive.
4. Post "Before" and "After" in your LJ. Bonus points if your Sue has a backstory of some sort.
The me doll (although I haven't had a figure like that since I was 19 ::g::)
This is my Anita-Sue (I'll do an HP one when I next get bored ::g::).
My name is Papillon, I am Jean-Claude's long lost twin (and I'm prettier than he is). I was turned into a vampire, but it didn't quite work and I gained all the powers, but I'm still partly human as well. My eyes are normally bluer than dear Jeany's, but when I call animals to me they go yellow green. It's not certain how many animals I can call, because I've never found one I couldn't. I drink blood, but only when I feel like it and I can eat normal food too. I wear the cross I killed my Master with as a reminder to all vamps not to mess with me. The ardeur is my play thing - I control it rather than it controlling me and I'm the best lay since Belle Morte herself. Ever since I strolled into town Anita (I call her Ti) has been my best bud and she's leant me Nathaniel as my very own kitty; he adores me. The scar on my face is from sneaking into the chamber of the Mother of all Darkness, which I survived even though she woke up for a few minutes. Jeany, Ti and I are planning on taking over the Council to put an end to all the nasty evilness; we can't have everyone being bad to everyone else can we. Richard thinks I'm wonderful and has no qualms about opening a vein for me when I bat my eyelashes, and Ti and I have shared him in the sack a couple of times, because when they're with me all their sexual hang ups just disappear.
[Edit: okay, couldn't wait, here's my HP Sue doll
My name is Isis and I'm 3/4 Veela - all the men think I'm just adorable. Other than being better at dulleing than anyone else, I have mystic healing powers too. I'm an orphan and Harry and I are bestest friends because I can relate to him like no one else can. When I came to Horwarts I brought a battered Draco with me since I rescued him from the Death Eaters and have made sure that he and Harry are on their way to happily ever after. I was raised in a muggle orphanage and was horribly abused, but I love everyone none the less. I was bitten by a werewolf when I was but a wee tot, but the Veela in me combined with it so that I can control the change, which is why the muggles never suspected a thing. Snape, who was exonerated by my testimony after Harry and I killed moldy Voldie (dear Albus confided all his pans to me before he died - I was his backup plan), is using my blood to improve the Wolfsbane for my love, Remus. Tonks was killed in the final battle and Remus wanted to jump off the Astonomy tower, but when I talked him down we descovered I was his mate and we were married soon after.]