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Beren
This is me making use of LJ's new sticky posts to put a Welcome message at the top of my LJ.

To all those new to my LJ, my name is Tasha (aka Beren for fanfic purposes). I am a full time author and run a small publishing company (Wittegen Press) with my sister [info]thwax. On this journal you will find me talking about my books, my fanfic, my favourite movies, my favourite bands, recipes and anything else that strikes my fancy.

Check out my user info or the links down the side for my fanfic listings and below are all my books.

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Title: Bonds of Change 1/3
Author: Beren
Fandom: Star Trek XI / American Idol RPS
Pairing: Kirk/Spock/Uhura, Adam Lambert/Kris Allen
Rating: NC17/18
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by Gene Roddenberry and Paramount Picture. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. This story also contains characters based on real people doing things they really didn't do.
Warnings: none
Summary: Trek XI/Adam Lambert/Kris Allen xover - When Kirk is kidnapped by xenophobic separatists from the planet Sonara his whole world is thrown into chaos. By messing with his DNA they cause his relationship with Spock to completely change bringing into question the two officers' roles as Captain and First Officer. Their only hopes are Attaché Allen and Protector Lambert, a couple from Sonara in a similar relationship to their own.
Author's Notes: Written for [info]darke_wulf for [info]help_nz. I can only apologise for how long this has taken. I just got stuck and then distracted by everything else and I have no excuse. I figured if I finally started posting it I would have to finish the last couple of scenes that seem to hate me :). [info]darke_wulf I really hope this was what you were after.
Links to Chapter 1 New Connections: LJ | DW | AO3
 
 
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14 May 2012 @ 13:55   Memories
Title: Rebellion
Author: Beren
Fandom: Thor, Avengers 2012
Pairing: could be Clint/Coulson if you squint
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by Marvel et al. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Warnings: SPOILERS for the movie and you probably need to have seen the deleted scenes from Thor to get one of the references at the end or see the end note.
Summary: Loki visits Clint.
Author's Notes: Just a mental image that popped into my head and so I wrote it down.
Word Count: 200 (double drabble)
Links to fic: LJ | DW | AO3
 
 
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11 May 2012 @ 15:12   Memories
Sorry it's been so long since my last post, I had the sniffles last week and now I am so behind.

Title: Near Dark

Rating: 18

Cast: Adrian Pasdar, Jenny Wright, Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, Jenette Goldstein, Tim Thomerson, Joshua John Miller

Summary: Caleb (Adrian Pasdar) lives in a small one horse town. One night he meets Mae (Jenny Wright) and they go for a ride in his truck.  Things start to get weird when Mae bites him and runs off. With his truck refusing to start he walks home, but when the sun starts to come up and he starts smoking events really go downhill.





Okay so one of the reasons for this choice today is that we watched this last night and I still love it. This film was released in 1987, the same year as the Lost Boys and yet you couldn't get a more different movie. This is one of the few vampires movies where I forgive the fact the vampires don't have fangs. In fact it's odd that I like it at all because the vampires are just like regular people, except they're very strong and mean, they are really hard to kill and they drink blood.

I usually like my vampire with a huge side of the supernatural and really, in Near Dark the vampires are much more human. They're up against cops and Caleb's family rather than vampire hunters or priests and it's all much more down to earth than I usually like. What makes this movie is the cast and the hurt/comfort it has going on.

I am not going to lie, Near Dark has more plot holes than Swiss cheese and at times the script writer needs to be shot, but that doesn't stop it being a brilliant film. These vampires don't have carriages or mansions or nice clothes, these vampires run around the American countryside stealing cars, killing people and hiding out during the day. They are all about survival and they revel in the death.

When I first saw this movie, it was a vampire movie like I had never seen before. I always imagined vampires like Dracula and even The Lost Boys is of a similar vein: the vampires are otherworldly, sophisticated in their own way, incredibly powerful. In those type of movies it's obvious the vampire has the upper hand. In Near Dark it's not so cut and dried. The vampires still use guns and knives. They're strong, definitely super human, but nothing like as superior as David and his gang.

Where The Lost Boys is fantastic and a little bit campy, Near Dark is dark and gritty.

I mentioned the cast and this film has a great one. Adrian Pasdar is superb as Caleb, confused, unwilling to kill and wrapped up in a whole mess he never asked for. This is the first film I ever saw Pasdar in and I have admired him ever since. Jenny Wright plays Mae as almost gentle, even though she is a cold blooded killer. Then we have Lance Hendeksen as Jesse, who is as brilliant as ever. He's an evil bastard, but a leader who keeps his little family together. Jenette Goldstein is just evil enough as Diamondback and Joshua Miller is alternately menacing and vulnerable as the boy/man Homer.

However, the best character in the film for me has to be Severen played by Bill Paxton. Severen can at one second be charming and the next menacing, not to mention the totally insane moments. He seems to go through life just enjoying everything that comes and not giving a damn about anyone outside his little group. You can tell he likes being a vampire; he likes killing and being at the top of the food chain. He is a grade A psycopath, except that he does actually seem to care about the other vampires. It is a great performance.

BEWARE SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT

Spoilers beneath the cut. ) This entry was originally posted at http://beren-writes.dreamwidth.org/198795.html.
 
 
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11 May 2012 @ 12:20   Memories
I'm running so late with these, sorry. I wasn't well last week and that's thrown everything out and I'm still playing catch up.

Those on DW who have their bday before today in May, please LMK - the bday page only shows me from today onwards and I hadn't updated my spreadsheet. Thankies.

Happy Birthday to:

[info]lucia_beth, [info]whispers_of_me, [personal profile] chaos13 and [personal profile] miranda_skye for the 30th,
[info]fairlyironic for the 1st,
[info]willysunny, [info]aspiringdaxzy and [info]mae_linda for the 2nd,
[info]dragon_boots for the 3rd,
[info]salazire, [info]collwen and [info]anisaex for the 5th,
[info]writer_azzie, [info]sherant and [info]dorrie6 for the 6th,
[info]bellslave and [info]rainbowcolored7 for the 7th,
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[info]firefly820, [info]nimbusrogue, [info]slave_monkey, [info]singlemomsummer, [info]qfeiss_writes and [info]mcfq for the 12th and
[info]maipigen for the 13th

Many Happy Returns to you all.

This entry was originally posted at http://beren-writes.dreamwidth.org/198464.html.
 
 
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I know that many people can't think of 3 vampire themed TV shows, but choosing just 3 for me was actually really hard. They have their own section on my DVD/Blu-Ray shelves. I'm not saying these are the epitome of the vampire TV show, but these three are my favourites.

Kindred: the Embraced ) Ultraviolet ) Forever Knight ) This entry was originally posted at http://beren-writes.dreamwidth.org/198233.html.
 
 
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First off, the first half of this review will be spoiler free, the second half will not (I was going to wait, but so many people have already done it that I don't see the point as long as there are the right warnings).

I will be using the spoiler cut tag and I will put a nice big warning before we go into the spoiler part of the post. Please do not repost spoilers without the appropriate cuts and warnings so that those who have not yet seen the movie may remain spoiler free. I ran into several spoilers before I saw it and it doesn't bother me, but some people hate it. Thank you. /end of public service announcement

Okay, so on the the important stuff; this movie is epic, epically awesome even :). It's packed full of action and plot and humour. You'll find yourself laughing at the most unexpected times, which is sheer brilliance on Joss' part, because, especially the battle at the end is a little heavy and without the bursts of genius, it might actually have been too much.

I came out of this movie so buzzed I was sure I wouldn't sleep. In fact I lay there chatting about the movie with my husband for about half an hour and then the adrenalin wore off and I crashed into the best night's sleep I've had in ages. I then dreamed about superheroes and a VHS tape (no, even I don't know where the VHS tape came into it).

One thing though - the 3D is shite. I want to see it again in 2D so I can see the fights properly. At times I could see the outlines of the 3D on the screen because it had been converted post filming and it just didn't work. I HATE 3D!

Under the first LJ cut or the next few paragraphs (depending on how you reached this point) is the non-Spoilery part of the review, but if you want to be 100 sure don't risk reading it. There are no plot spoilers, but if you consider personal views on the characters to be spoilery then don't click into the post.

This is the non-Spoilery part of the review, but if you want to be 100 sure don't risk reading it. )

BIG SPOILERS AFTER THIS POINT - PLEASE DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT PROPER PRECAUTIONS
and I don't mean a couple of spoilers, I mean everything that jumps out of my brain about the film.

Since I have a sudden doubt about the spoiler tag working correctly (even though it looks fine on my machine) I have just made it so you have to highlight to read until I am sure it is working. Apologies if anyone caught a glimpse of something they did not wish to see.


Okay, so y'know all the trailers, so not giving a real hint of the story. I knew the tesseract was important, but I didn't know it was the central theme. Loki's entrance via the tesseract portal was brilliantly shocking and the fact that Hawkeye called it before it happened was superb. Thank you for proving the guy with the bow has a brain too.


OMG Loki magically brainwashing Hawkeye - squeals of delight. Evil Hawkeye is so damn sexy ... hmm, I think I may have a bad guy thing going on with this universe. It was amazing to see the master assassin at work without any conscience and Loki and him went together so well. I may or may not ship Loki/Hawkeye somewhat now, but then I think I ship Loki/anyone so that's not much of a shock.

Selvig does brilliantly as well. He seems so happy after being brainwashed by Loki. Free to just create his tesseract machine to open a portal to bring through the Chitauri without any care except the joy of creating it.

Which brings me to a thought - those who have seen it, y'know how their eyes went all funny when they were under Loki's control? Do you think Loki's eyes were like that a couple of times or was it the 3D messing with what I was seeing. Loki's sceptre seemed to be messing with people's heads when Bruce and Tony had it in the lab (even though they never actually came out and said that), it would not surprise me if it was messing with Loki's as well.

But anyway, let's rewind a bit.

Tony and Pepper - awwwwww. I'm totally a slasher at heart, but they are a perfect couple. I feel that if I am ever to write Tony paired with anyone else, it will have to be a threesome. Not that this bothers me much :).

Coulson being a Captain America fan boy - oh wow, that was so well done. Gregg is so good at delivering the dry lines; "I saw you when you were sleeping..." *snigger* and then he tries to dig himself out of the hole. Not to mention the trading cards :).

There was one part that made me cringe; the Yanks dropping in to save the Germans from a dictator. I'm pretty sure Joss was trying to mirror WWII and the allies liberating Europe from the Nazis, but it just made me want to go 'oh no, please tell me you did not just go there'. The only thing that would have made me want to throw things more is if they'd come right out and said the guy defying Loki before Cap arrived was Jewish.

The rest of that scene was amazing though. Loki's scream of 'kneel' - OMG, shivers. The armour, the arrogance, the callous disregard for life; nghhhh.

Rob thinks Loki's helmet is hilarious, I have to say I've moved on to thinking it's really sexy. Really not sure how that happened. The first time I saw Thor I was just as amused by the horns.

Thor attacking the Quin Jet to get to Loki and Loki's apparent actual worry about Thor being there. So cool. It was when they were on the ground having had their first little spat that I wanted to kick Thor the first time. I can't remember the exact phrasing, but 'perceived slights' or something along those lines.

I'm pretty sure not all of Loki's grievances are in his head and unless Thor get's that into his brain they are never going to be able to put right their relationship. Loki's really lost it in an epic way, but he had one hell of a stresser. He didn't just turn out to be adopted, he turned out to be adopted from a race he had been taught to hate and he's the son of the most feared of all of that race. Also all of Thor's friends immediately decided he was up to no good when he became king, which rather gives you an indication of how they usually view him. Suck it up Thor; Loki's mental, but he has reasons.

The way Loki just sat down to watch the fight between Thor, Cap and Iron Man was funny and perfect, although why it didn't ring alarm bells I will never know. He could have just walked away, but he sat there. If I'd been SHIELD I wouldn't have taken him anywhere near the hellicarier, because that was clearly where he wanted to be.

Even Fury points that out!

Oh the fight between Thor, Iron Man and Cap is brilliant.

Tony: "Doth mother know you are wearing her drapes?"

I was most disappointed with our cinema - Fury's line when they have Loki locked up about 'Well let me know if real power wants a magazine or something' got no laughs, well apart from me :).

Loki in a cell ... PPM (personal pornographic moment)

Now to the lines that seem to have become imfamous, even though they were as funny as hell (please excuse me if the phrasing is not exactly right):
Thor: "He is still of Asgard and my brother."
Black Widow: "He killed 80 people in 2 days."
Thor: "He's adopted."

It made everyone laugh, but some people are hating on Thor for saying it. Personally I thought it was hilarious and wanted to clip him round the ear for saying it, so win/win.

Black Widow pretending to be all vulnerable to get info out of Loki. I liked it, but it added fuel to my fire thinking Loki might not be totally in control of himself. This is the liesmith, the guy who has been causing mischief for a thousand years, who manipulated most of Asgard and then some and he falls for the weak woman trick???!!!! Um ... really? Not that that makes Black Widow any less cool.

The one time I really didn't like Fury was when he just about came out and asked Thor to torture his own brother. Excuse me? There are laws against that for a reason.

Badass evil!Hawkeye firing arrows at the hellicarier FTW. What is it about bows and arrows that are so sexy?

"Will you ever not fall for that?" Loki to Thor after Thor gets locked in the cell by going for one of Loki's illusions.

Coulson! Stabbed through the chest with the sceptre, nooooooo! I knew this was coming though, it was one of the spoilers I ran in to by accident before seeing the movie. Stabbed and dying and yet he still manages to get off a really funny one-liner; another win for Joss.

Of course I don't think Coulson's dead. There was the whole bit about the trading cards not being in his jacket, but being in his locker and Fury manipulating the situation to get the Avengers to assemble. The fact that the EMTs got there and we never actually saw them call it, just heard Fury say so has me totally on board with believing Coulson is absolutely not dead.

Tasha's (Black Widow) reaction to Bruce turning into the Hulk was brilliant. The fact that there is something she's afraid of was perfect.

Her fight with evil!Hawkeye - epic and her description of how she got him back: 'cognitive realignment' I think was the phrase. She then translates that as 'I hit you on the head really hard'. Kind of shit reprogramming if all it takes is concussion to undo it, just saying.

Please allow me to take a shallow moment; Hawkeye in restraints ... yum ;)

The whole bit with the turbine engine was cute bonding time for Tony and Steve, but I didn't get much more out of it. The fact they all ran off together after that without permission was so cool. Loki might have been a manipulative bastard, but Fury comes in a very, very close second.

After Loki and Tony's little talk at the bar, when Loki tries to convert Tony like he did Hawkeye and Selvig and the sceptre goes 'tink' on the arc reactor and then he does it again. That was hilarious. Very silly, because, y'know, what would be wrong with an inch or so to the left, but still, very, very funny. Another indication Loki was totally not firing on all cylinders as instead of trying somewhere else on Tony's chest he decided to throw Tony out the window instead.

BTW Mark 9 armour - absolutely stunningly amazing. The armour assemble scene is even more epic than the suitcase armour scene in IM2. I did wonder why Tony started off the trailers with the triangle and ended up with the circle in his chest plate.

Thor and Loki's little battle on the STARK tower was superb. It really looked as if Thor almost got through to Loki, yet another tick in the box that screams programming at me, but that could just be my little fanfic brain going tick, tick :). Clearly not the same as what Loki did to Hawkeye and Selvig because Loki was hit way too many times not to have concussion, even if it is godly concussion.

Then the final battle. Chitauri arrive. Beautifully done, probably much easier to see without 3D. It was exciting and there were some great moments. Bruce's 'My secret is I'm angry all the time' and then Hulking out - oh man, so cool. The way the huge dragon/flying fish thing comes towards him and he smashes it's nose and bam it's out of play was wonderful.

Then Cap giving everyone their assignments and finally saying, 'Hulk' *pause* Hulk growls 'smash' Hulk grins and smashes.

The timing in this movie is fabulous and it was just another example of that.

What I liked about this battle is it even managed to do 'the good guys aren't winning' without making it too much like 'good guy hits bad guy, seems to be doing okay' 'bag guy cheats and starts winning' 'good guy comes back to win'. It's the classic scenario, but it wasn't too in your face.

The funniest bit of the whole movie IMHO - Hulk and Thor, having just kicked serious butt are standing next to each other recovering and out of nowhere Hulk punches Thor to the side. They had a long drawn out battle earlier in the movie that Thor won, and this is so payback. It was so funny.

Loki by this point is on one of the flying sledge things the Chitauri are using and there is a great bit where Hawkeye fires and arrow at him. He catches it like a true badass god, but then it explodes, which is both funny and gets him out of the air.

I think a lot of people would think that the funniest ever part of the movie came shortly thereafter, although I didn't find it as funny as Hulk and Thor. Probably because it hit my embarrassment squick a tiny bit. Loki is yelling at Hulk he will not be bullied, he's a god, and basically going into a rant and Hulk picks him up and smashes him into Tony's penthouse floor several time. It's comic genius, especially when Hulk leaves and we see Loki, lying in the floor (not on it) and he lets out this tiny little whine of breath. Kudos to Tom for that scene.

Now the good guys are winning, but the SHIELD council have sent out a nuke (which Fury tried to stop with a rocket launcher and failed). Tony gets to play the sacrificing hero and takes it through the portal and uses it to blow up the Chitauri mothership (at which point all Chitauri on Earth fall over, are they all computer controlled soldiers?). He then falls back through the portal just in time before Black Widow and Selvig close it and gets caught by Hulk and there is another perfect one line from Tony when he apparently comes back from the dead.

Tony: "Please tell me no one kissed me."

This then left only a little bit of clear up and the part that made me go weak at the knees. Loki bound and gagged as he is taken off to Asgard by Thor. A gorgeous guy in leather and armour, in cuffs and a gag ... OMG they could not have fired more kinks at the same time. So many feelings and most of them filthy ;)

I didn't expect the movie to end with all the Avengers unassembled again - that was a surprise, but then I suppose it gives them lots to work with for the solo movies and the next one.

The only thing I was really unimpressed with was the in credits scene. It meant nothing to me and I got nothing from it.



I have one big complaint about the whole movie though. In Captain America we got semi-naked magnetic abs, in Thor we got semi-naked demi-god, but in Avengers we had no semi-naked super buff guys. The only one with his clothes off was Mark and he's not bad to look at, but he's no Chris (either of them). I would like to protest about this very loudly.
 
 
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As the title suggest this is a set of things that from the vampire genre that make me laugh.  Some make me laugh for the right reasons, some for the wrong, but I love to laugh, so I'm still happy. They aren't in any order and are by no means the only vampire things that make me laugh, but these are what came to me off the top of my head.

#1 Once Bitten is a vampire movie with Jim Carey, now I won't go into detail, but the bit I find hilarious every time is the fact the female vampire has to take blood 3 times from a virgin from as close to the source of that virginity as possible (they went for inside thigh - its not 18 rated ;)). It made me laugh the first time I saw it and every time since :), because Jim Carey reacts so beautifully each time.
#2 Vampire cats. My husband Rob loves Christopher Moore books and in CM's new book Bite Me there are vampire cats. Vampire cats that turn into mist and hunt together and create more vampire cats. They're just so absurd they're brilliant and when Rob decided to tell me all about them as he read the book, they made me laugh, lots.

P.S. Christopher Moore writes hilarious books.
#3 Sparkly vampires. I watched the Twilight movie and I actually kind of enjoyed it, but I fell out of my chair laughing at sparkly vampires. I can't help it, I find the idea utterly hilarious.
#4 The curse in Rockula. Now if a movie about a vampire who creates his own band so that he can get to his long lost girlfriend isn't silly enough, the curse in this film is brilliant. It's very funny and superbly done. Every century Ralph (our vampire lead) re-finds his long lost love, but she is curse to be killed by a pirate, wearing a rhinestone peg leg, wielding a ham bone. It is as ridiculous as it sounds.

This movie is brilliant, BTW, and I am sure I will revisit it in a later post. I feel one about comedy vampire movies coming on :).
#5 The double topped straws from Sundown The Vampire In Retreat. They make me giggle every time I watch the movie because they're just so silly, but so right for the movie.
So this is my list, tell me yours :) This entry was originally posted at http://beren-writes.dreamwidth.org/198078.html.
 
 
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25 April 2012 @ 11:57   Memories
So I've done the post about what a vampire has to have for me to really enjoy them as a character, now I'm going to describe my perfect vampire. Now, I'm not saying this would make him a great character, just listing what pushes all my buttons :). Hence this is likely to be a very shallow post and I regret nothing.

First of all, he has to be nice to look at. I want my vampire to be a pretty boy. What is the point in having supernatural powers if you can't make yourself look good? ;) I'm thinking Tom Hiddleston's cheek bones and smile (now there's a man who could carry off a vampire snarl *points left*), James McAvoy's eyes, things like that.

I also want him to have a nice body. Not Chris Hemsworth sculpted (that's for the werewolves ;)), but lean and gently muscled rather than being ripped. When the while poet's shirt falls open as he steps off the balcony I want something to see, but there should be quiet strength, not in your face BAMF even though his supernatural nature means he could squash most people like a bug.

Click to see more of my requirements :) ) So, there you go, my perfect vampire (he's probably be insufferable :)), tell me about yours. Share with me your idea of the perfect gentleman/lady of the night. This entry was originally posted at http://beren-writes.dreamwidth.org/197775.html.
 
 
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24 April 2012 @ 15:12   Memories
Okay, so I was watching Thor again (as one does) and had a thought.

In Thor there is a point when Volstagg is injured (frost bite) by being touched by a Jotun, the same way Loki happens to go blue.

Now I've read fanfic where any Jotun touch will do this, but I was wondering, is it just their use of ice as a weapon. Both Loki and Volstagg were being attacked at the time so it would make sense that that is what caused the reaction.

So basically my question is, which is correct:
1) contact with Jotun skin causes frost bite
2) Jotun can cause frost bite with their touch if they want to?

Given the fact that Laufey touches Odin while Odin is in Odin sleep, you could say it has to be 2), but that could have just been the healing field Odin was under countering it.

I'm over thinking this, aren't I ;)

This entry was originally posted at http://beren-writes.dreamwidth.org/197434.html.
 
 
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24 April 2012 @ 12:31   Memories
Yup, picked an odd topic today ;). I did try to warn you that you would be seeing my obsession. Yes I notice things like this; it's kind of a hobby :P.

So, fangs, had you noticed that not all vampires are equal in the fang department? Fangs are as many and varied as the vampires that go with them.

Let's start at the beginning with Nosferatu. This piccie is from the remake, but they did a good job of recreating the look. This critter is no bedroom stalking, sleep watching hottie; he's ugly as sin and has the fangs to prove it.

His teeth are rodent like, right in the front, although they are pointy not flat and chisel like. It's actually a very sensible place for fangs if you think about it, but let's be honest, fangs in the front just aren't sexy. Nosfeatu was designed to horrify and frighten, just like finding a rat in your bed. In traditional folk lore vampires spread disease, just like rodents and these fangs mirror that very well.

More more about fangs... ) So now I have given you way more information that you ever wanted about vampire fangs and my views on them. Please tell me, what are you favourite fangs and if you feel like it, share with me your favourite vampire with fangs image :).</div> This entry was originally posted at http://beren-writes.dreamwidth.org/197190.html.
 
 
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23 April 2012 @ 11:02   Memories
Happy Birthday to:
[info]arizosa, [info]anevilweasel, [info]lunarlover, the lovely [info]seiyaharris/[personal profile] seiyaharris and [info]queenmedea for today,
[info]yougetajob and [info]setosnicegirl for tomorrow,
[info]parallelheartz and [info]joidianne4eva for the 25th,
[info]doomette, [info]phoenixdragon2u, [info]hogwartshoney, [info]ninaelisabeth and the lovely [personal profile] phantomas for the 26th,
[info]allhoneyboo, [info]niza_74, [info]its_art and [info]vihm for the 27th,
[info]_inzilbeth_, [info]reinii, [info]tesria, [info]acciojosh, [info]bouncy and [info]haylzee/[personal profile] haylzee for the 28th and
[info]marfahz, [info]inspired_looney, [info]inwonderland_, [info]niya429 and [info]leialiai for the 29th

Many Happy Returns to you all.
If I have missed you off my list, I am very sorry. Please LMK and I will add you.

This entry was originally posted at http://beren-writes.dreamwidth.org/197098.html.
 
 
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So I've talked about the vampire movie that started my obsession with those of a fangy disposition. Today I want to talk about my fav vampire movie. The Lost Boys almost had it and it's definitely right there near the top, but it was pushed off the number one spot by another movie. There's not much in it, but there is a vampire movie I love just a little bit more.

Many people seemed to agree with me when it came to The Lost Boys, but I don't expect as many to agree with me on this one. It's all to do with my own personal loves when it comes to tropes.

My favourite vampire movie is *drum roll* (please be aware there are spoilers below the cut):

Underworld.

I love this film for many, many reasons.
  1. There is equal opportunities nakedness (i.e. it's not just the girls who take their clothes off).
  2. Selene totally kicks arse and I've always liked Kate Beckinsale.
  3. Scott Speedman (Michael) is gorgeous (okay so several of these reasons are rather shallow ;))
  4. Vampires vs werewolves - how can it be wrong?
  5. The vampire hierarchy is really well done.
  6. Bill Nighy is brilliant as Viktor.
  7. I love the fact that Michael spends most of the movie going WTF and being lost in the whole mess.
  8. I also love the fact that Michael spends a good percentage of the movie chained up (yep, we're back to the shallow).
  9. The effects are beautifully done.
  10. And this is the one that really swings it, because it is one of my all time favourite tropes: Halfbreed, they did the halfbreed thing and that just makes me all kinds of happy.
There are other movies that are also among my favs, but Underworld won out. Here are a selection of the ones I really like.
So, now you know my favourite, please tell me about yours and why it has a special place in your heart. I would love to hear you wax lyrical.
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Beren
So a more personal vampire post today. I was lying in bed last night thinking about vampires, as you do ;), and I decide to analyse how I create a vampire character. Firstly I would like to make the disclaimer, I don't think this is a magic formula, I just have fun taking a look at my creative process. Secondly, truth be told, sometimes the creative process has no form, it just happens :).

The first question I usually ask myself is what is my character:
  • day walker
  • night walker
This might seem like an odd place to start, but actually it underlines many needs of the character. It helps to give the character a place. Night dwelling vampires are much more traditional, but if you're dealing with a story setting that isn't nocturnal it's a royal pain. It can be done, but it depends what you want from the character.

Anyone who reads a lot of my work will have noticed that I often go for day walkers. This is for a couple of reasons:
  • it's so much easy for character interaction
  • it's a hell of a lot of fun to have the character able to walk around in the day, but still be affected by it (not that I enjoy putting my characters in awkward situations or anything ;)). If they combust at the first sign of daylight it's nowhere near as much fun to torture them with it.
As I mentioned in post #3 fangs and blood drinking are a must for me, so those are a given. I do have a type of vampire in the works that isn't a blood drinker and doesn't have fangs, but then I don't really look on her as a vampire. It's more of just a useful term, rather than describing her specifically.

As for the mythology that goes with my vampires, I have been asked in the past what universe I based them on, especially in fanfic. The answer is very simple, unless they are a specific kind of vampire that fits directly in a universe, like Blood Ties or Anita Blake, I don't base my vampires on any particular vampire. I have read many, many books on vampire law and vampire fiction and seen many, many documentaries and movies, and unlike anything useful the information sticks. I take some bits from all over the place and then, half the time I just make stuff up :).

I'll give you an example, in Out With the Old, In With the New (Tokio Hotel RPS) I took the name Strigoi from Eastern European vampire law. There are various uses of the word, but I went with the vampire one. The rest of the vampire lore in the story I just made up. For example, Bill's hair going blonder if he needed to feed. That was a simple matter of wanting him not to be recognised when he was first picked up and explaining away the blond highlights in his hair. Nothing more complicated than that.

Another example in my original novel Advent the vampires have alpha's and spawn. Not a new idea, I could have called them master vampires or lead vampires or anything along those lines. What I wanted was a structure where not all vampires were as dangerous, but I didn't want it all to be about age. It didn't make sense to me that vampires could only be alpha vampires with age, I wanted something more, so it's the link between maker and made, alpha and spawn that suppresses the personality of the spawn. 

I wanted a kind of honey bee like idea where the queen is in charge, but if the queen dies one of the worker bees steps up to take her place. It also made it much more interesting for my infected characters because there was the chance an alpha could get into their heads.

There is no such thing as a completely original vampire. Ever since Bram Stoker wrote Dracula, if your vampire drinks blood, it's not completely original, but the wonderful thing about vampires is there are infinite combinations of lore and traits. For that matter, your vampire might be a direct Dracula clone and that doesn't matter either, it's what you do with them that counts. As with all other writing, it's how you do it, not exactly what you do that matters.

With the increase in the vampire genre in recent years you might think they're getting old, but I just say, go forward and create. Vampires are brilliant and if you use them well there is no hiding how brilliant.

Just please, simply because I write about vampires, do not accuse me of copying Twilight. Vampire fiction existed way before Twilight and it will still exist after the hysteria has died down. Just as I'm not trying to rewrite Dracula, I'm not trying to rewrite Twilight either. I have problems with Twilight that have nothing to do with the vampire lore in it, but if you love it, yay! I'm all for people loving vampire fiction even if I do fall off my chair laughing at the whole sparkling thing.

Writers, how do you go about conceiving a vampire character?

Readers, what draws you about vampire characters. How do you judge if a writer has succeeded?
 
 
Beren
22 April 2012 @ 14:50   Memories
This only takes a few mins, well worth doing. A grey circle with black border that contains three ticky boxes, each with a word next to it: OTW, survey, taker
I took the OTW Community Survey! This entry was originally posted at http://beren-writes.dreamwidth.org/196173.html.
 
 
Beren
21 April 2012 @ 14:57   Memories
So for today's entry I'm bringing you a review of a film I bought on DVD a couple of weeks ago.
Title: Dead Cert
Rating: 18
Cast: Dexter Fletcher, Danny Midwinter, Steven Berkoff, Lisa McAllister, Craig Fairbrass, Billy Murray
Synopsis: Freddie Frankham is opening a nightclub in London's East End. He used to be a big part of the London underworld and still has contacts in it, but it's not London mobsters he has to worry about. The Russians are moving in and these Russians have fangs.

I'd give it 3 our of 5 stars - not hideous, but not stunning either.

Okay, so how shall I put this? Dead Cert is what I would call a very British film. It's gritty and down right nasty in places, more like a London gangster movie than a vampire piece and yet still managed to make me believe vampires were invading London.

I really enjoyed the beginning of this film and the end, but I have to say the middle was deadly slow. We watched some of it in fast forward because we couldn't be bothered to sit through it, but we wanted to know what happened. This boils down to the fact the plot's good enough to keep a viewer interested, but the execution isn't always stellar.

The effects are good, the script not bad, the acting is good, but the overall plot has issues. If you're a vampire fan then you'll probably enjoy it, especially the end, but be ready with the remote to skip the boring bits.

Thus ends my spoiler free review and read on only if you want to know details of the plot.

****SPOILERS AFTER THIS POINT****


The film opens with an illegal boxing match in which most of the lead characters prove they are vicious bastards; which probably didn't help me to sympathise with them, because these are the good guys. This is what I mean by gritty. It was like a soap opera where the characters are trying to be "real" and in the end you don't really like any of them. In fact I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to like any of them, you're just supposed to cheer for the good guys because the bad guys are soulless bloodsuckers.

It's easier to sympathise with Freddie, the main male character, once you find out he's opening a night club and is actually trying his best to stay out of the gangster game for the sake of his wife. Dexter Fletcher has the real lowlife character Eddie who still has his hand in every pot and has no qualms about killing people in the slightest.

Now I could stomach the whole night club being built on ground sacred to the infamous vampire "The Wolf". I can totally deal with the guy who everyone thinks is crazy, but has actually been guarding the site to stop "The Wolf" coming back; after all someone has to clue everyone in to what is actually going on. What I really wanted to hit my head against the wall about was the utter stupidity of Freddie and how he gave the vampires an in.

You've just opened a nightclub (and I mean, literally, the bad guys visited the opening night). This has been your dream for years and you've finally managed to do it so you can make a name for yourself without knee capping people. You have many members of staff relying on you for their livelihood now. So what do you do? You bet the whole thing against a million pounds with a strange Russian mobster you've only just met on a boxing match. Even if your brother-in-law is the best damn fighter on the scene, the brick shit house of a Russian is likely to not play fair.

How moronic can you get?

I totally get "The Wolf" can't buy the place, because, vampires, invites etc, but please, come up with a better premise than testosterone.

The rest of it was pretty solid, but some parts were under used. Like Dennis the boxer who gets his head kicked in by the brick shit house Russian, who also happens to be a vampire. They brought him back as a revenant type character, thanks to the brain damage. Nice touch, but under worked and he could have been used in far more interesting ways.

It was also hideously obvious who the Judas character was right from the start. If he'd had a neon sign above his head saying "I will betray everyone" it couldn't have been clearer :). He was still great though and his comeuppance was cool.

Don't get me wrong, I think there are problems with this movie, but I still like it and I will watch it again. The ending was superb: down and dirty and beautifully done. All in all, not bad, just never going to be a classic. This entry was originally posted at http://beren-writes.dreamwidth.org/196053.html.
 
 
Beren
20 April 2012 @ 10:32   Memories
Okay, so what makes a vampire as far as I am concerned?

Well there are many kinds of vampire:
  • blood sucking
  • youth draining 
  • life force eating 
  • flesh eating 
but I have to say that, for me, when I think of vampires I always immediately think blood.

Click here to see the rest of my ramblings... )
So, what makes a vampire for you? This entry was originally posted at http://beren-writes.dreamwidth.org/195833.html.
 
 
Beren
19 April 2012 @ 14:05   Memories
This is just brilliant, it made me cry with laughter.



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Beren
19 April 2012 @ 10:30   Memories
Why did no one tell me I'd forgotten the Birthdays? ;P

I really have a brain like a sieve! :) This week I blame it on Tom Hiddleston for being so hot and charming and distracting me in pictures.

Happy Birthday to:

[info]papermulberry, [info]wolvies_wench, [info]stepmnstr and the lovely [info]leyenn/[personal profile] leyenn for the 16th,
[info]chelidona for the 17th,
[info]yumrecs and [info]dreamcaster555 for the 18th,
[info]luninosity for today,
[info]okinay and [info]yllyana for tomorrow,
[info]alternateyou, [info]lexin/[personal profile] lexin, [info]zedmeister, [info]undrockroll/[personal profile] undrockroll and [info]florahart/[personal profile] florahart for the 21st and
[info]awakencordy, [info]lexstar29, [info]camillezjohnson and [personal profile] letsgofriday for the 22nd

Many Happy Returns to you all.

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Beren
Okay, so a few weeks ago I finished re-reading "Queen of the Damned" by Anne Rice and, while I am not so fond of her later work and cannot condone some of her online behaviour, I think this book is a triumph. In my infinite wisdom I decided that having just reread the book, watching the film would be fun. This was a BAD PLAN!

"Queen of the Damned" the movie is not a bad vampire film, except for the unused, totally irrelevant characters that litter it, but it is a very, very bad adaption of the book. The mistake the film makes is trying to be too like the book while not actually being enough like the book at all. "Interview with the Vampire" is a superb example of an adaption from a book, "Queen of the Damned" is the opposite end of the spectrum.

Please be aware that the following contains SPOILERS for the movie and the book )

So to sum up: "Queen of the Damned" is a great book, I thoroughly recommend it. "Queen of the Damned" the movie is an average vampire film, but only if you haven't read the book in the last, probably three years to be safe, and you don't care that the end is very silly. My husband rolled his eyes at me as we watched the movie and commented, "You know, every time we watch this you spend the whole time yelling at the screen about what's wrong with it."

Please feel free to counter my opinions, because they are just that, opinions :). I may possibly be a little too invested in the book - LOL. This entry was originally posted at http://beren-writes.dreamwidth.org/194833.html.